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Viesti: uusi vuosi-chuck norris-collective, kuka messissä?
minä ainakin!
Nimi: walker
Viesti: Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
Nimi: Dietrich Mateschitz
Viesti: Chuck Norris is mother of all sissy-boys.
Nimi: Cindy Sherman
Viesti: Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.
Nimi: Norris ruulz
Viesti: Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
Nimi: Ärpis