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14.09.2003 13:23

Viesti: jj

Nimi: jj

14.09.2003 12:24

Viesti: THREE TOUGH QUESTIONS...





Question 1:



If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three
who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had
syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?

Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one!




Question 2:



It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts.
Here are the facts about the three leading candidates.

Candidate A - Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with
astrologists. He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8
to 10
martinis a day.

Candidate B - He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used
opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C - He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't
smoke, drinks
an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.

Which of these candidates would be your choice?

Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for the answer.



















Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.


Candidate B is Winston Churchill.


Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.


And, by the way, the answer to the abortion question:

If you said yes, you just killed Beethoven, it's his mother. It makes a
person
think before judging someone. Never be afraid to try something new.

Remember: Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.




Question 3:



Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than
500 employees and has the following statistics:

* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges!
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year




Can you guess which organization this is?




Give up yet?






It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.. The same group
of idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to
keep the rest of us in line. You gotta pass this on!

Nimi: falling love

13.09.2003 10:58

Viesti: Kaikki treeneihin 14-15

Nimi: tt

13.09.2003 10:58

Viesti: Kaikki treeneihin 14-15

Nimi: tt

13.09.2003 10:54

Viesti: Jouni puhuu asiaa.

Nimi: FCPJ

13.09.2003 00:45

Viesti: oK

Nimi: #10

12.09.2003 15:44

Viesti: Harkkamatsi Destroyersiä vastaan:
Ei järjestetä tällaista ottelua, koska seuraavana päivänä on turnaus. Ei ole mitään järkeä vetää itseään piippuun edellisenä päivänä. Sitäpaitsi meillä ei ole perjantaina vuoroa ennenkuin lokakuun alusta.

Nimi: PJouni

12.09.2003 14:13

Viesti: Kiinnostaisko harkkamatsi Pakila Destroyersia vastaan liikuntahallilla? Heille kävisi 26.9. illalla. Tuomari heiltä, vuoro meiltä.

Nimi: Päällikkö

12.09.2003 11:11

Viesti: Harjoitusottelu HSH:ta vastaan... Älkää pojat turhaan ottako paineita, mutta se on kyllä pakkovoiton paikka, pelaahan ne raitakissojakin alemmalla sarjatasolla! Eli pitkää vaan päätyyn ja perään!

Nimi: SementtiPuukäsi

11.09.2003 23:08

Viesti: Hei voisittekste RK:n asentaja jäsenet auttaa? En ymmärrä mikä mussa on. Mä painan 135kg, 186pitkä ja rasvaprosentti on 0.3 promillee. Ei siinä mitään mut mun epäkäslihakset on isommat ja nousevat korkeammalle kun mun pää! Jotkut naiset sanoo että ne on hyvät ja et niist voi ottaa kiinni jos kännissä meinaa kaatua. Hei onks tällanen ihan normaalia. Habamestari res. vänr. Kavaltaja bördmastersson! Sulla on kokemusta näist jutuist. Auta mua. Muutki voi tietyst yrittää...

Nimi: Salora Andersson

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